Friday, January 18, 2008

Songs for Idiots

Of all the years I have been alive, musically, this year sucked. Sure, some good bands put out albums, but so did a lot crappy ones. Mainly songs such as the ones mentioned in the previous post.
The Top Five Worst Songs of '07 (in no particular order)
1) "Crank That" by Soulja Boy
2) "A Bay Bay" by Hurricane Chris
3) "Party Like A Rock star" by Shop Boyz
4) "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne
5) Anything made by Britney Spears this year

1)"Crank That" by Soulja Boy
This song was intended to be watched on the video. Whenever he says "YOUUUUUUUU", as in evrey three seconds, he does something different. Also, the name of the song is Crank That, but the fist words are "I got a new dance for y'all. Its called the Soulja Boy." If you say that, it implies that that is what the song is called, but it isn't. So, Soulja Boy, YOUUUUUUUU Suck.

2) "A Bay Bay" By Hurricane Chris
This song actually comes from DJ Hollywood Bay Bay. But, instead of saying "Hey Bay Bay" You see, whenever Bay Bay would enter a club, thats what everyone shouted. Now, don't get me wrong, this is a good song...if he didn't say the hook as much as Soulja Boy's YOUUUUUU.

3) "Party Like a Rock Star" by Shop Boyz
Its a rap...about how a rapper...parties like a Rock Star...eniugh said.

4) "Girlfriend" By Avril Lavigne
Ahh...Avril Lavigne...where punk went to die. Now for one thing, I am not even going to say about the whole plagiarism thing. Getting that out of the way, I think she had a good idea, but not for her. I liked the concept of the video, but the simple fact is: Avril Lavigne should not be in Punk, or even Teen Punk. People who are punk should not be writeing songs that nine year old girls use as ring tones.

5) Britney
Yeah...and no Chris Crocker,I won't leave her alone. F You.

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